Here's Hoping Malcolm Jenkins Beats The Royal Piss Out Of Heath Evans

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A figurative beating on Twitter, of course.  I think.  We already knew Heath Evans was the worst for awhile now.  A man who hates Chip Kelly and the Philadelphia fan base so much you’d think people here actually remembered he played football.  Well, now it’s official.  Heath Evans has SOARED past the mushy brain and tie knots of Merrill Hodge as the most un-objective Eagles hater there is in “mainstream” media.

What the hell was that?  So as far as I can tell, Evans, with his mighty 1,300 followers on Twitter, went to apologize to some random tween for a random “classy” Eagles fan bashing her on social media.  The problem, the person was a Falcons fan.  That led to Evans somehow, someway calling out the Eagles toughness, in which made Malcolm got rightfully steamed.

Yes, Heath, please elaborate.  Or have a response that has absolutely dick to dowith calling out the players toughness.  Could you be anymore of a backtracking pussy, Heath?

 

His livelihood being described in quotes could only be topped if there was a “former” in front of it.

 

h/t Steve

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